Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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