Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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