How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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