Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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