I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he quoted the bible to break up with me
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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