I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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