Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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