So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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