I must be too annoying 4 u.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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