She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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