I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I got inside last night via doggy door
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
