Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you win again, gameday.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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