it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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