This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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