ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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