i don't like sucking hair
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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