this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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