So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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