There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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