i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Houston, we have a squirter
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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