Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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