I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I have post one night stand depression
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