i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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