You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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