He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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