Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
His nipple licking is glorious
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