I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She announced her abortion via fbk
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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