The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
