I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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