If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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