hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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