His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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