He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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