You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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