I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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