Everything about him screamed your future.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I need water and some morals
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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