how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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