Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
