the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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