Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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