if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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