totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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