What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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