I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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