So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
