i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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