My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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