therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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