it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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