you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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