"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this just has baby written all over it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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