How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
time to smoke my breakfast
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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