He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Bring me that man meat
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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