people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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